Hafa Adai and Aloha and Howdy. Welcome to the site. Hope you enjoy what you SEE and HEAR while you visit. The purpose of this entire site is to share some of my favorite moments from 1000 radio shows on POWER 98 in Guam and other places I've been, and keep you up to date on what's happenin' with the Ozoneman.

Since leaving Guam in January of 1997, I had been in Hawaii as the Program Director/Midday Jock at OLDIES RADIO 107.9 for almost 2 years before.....(music please) the 'accident'. Anybody who's been in radio for any length of time has had a few 'accidents' along the way.

The Islands and people were incredible and I loved every minute.  It's always a real treat when I've run into someone from Guam.  Lots of fun and memories are set up throughout the site.

Over my quarter century in radio, I've been fortunate to work with some of the greatest radio talents in the business, including Rick Dees, Gerry Clifton, Johnny Williams, the late Jay Stone, Ron Jacobs (KHJ BOSS Radio PD legend), Mancow, Randy Miller, the late Kris Van Kamp, the late Larry Shaw,  Dan Clark and John Murphy of the Morning Zoo in Portland Oregon, and many others. I've truly been blessed being around such great talent!

I'd been doing my own internet business in Richmond, VA since January 1999 and got the urge to 'play' part time radio. I wrote and produced a song for 'Jackie and Bender' on B103 - Cletus the Fetus. They ended up hiring me as a 'fill in'. A year and half later, they left for Seattle, and I was  playin' 'fill in guy' again for the morning show on B103. Listen to the 'Fill In Man'  song. After leaving B103 in December 2003, I pretty much decided that was it. I was done with radio. Little did I know that 7 months later I'd get a call to work at OLDIES 1073! Cool. I'm now the morning guy and havin' a blast!

Play OZONE THEATRE Online! You've never heard acting like THIS before!

The Scotsman - Sung by Bryan Bowers

A guy name Mike Cross wrote it and Bryan Bowers sings it. Get the song on Dr. Demento's Novelties. Funny song about what Scotsman (don't) wear beneath the kilt. 

Think I'll Have a 'Wet Dream'

So many people STILL ask me about that 'FISH' song I always played on my show in Guam. It's from comedian Kip Addotta and called 'Wet Dream'.  Get it on the same Dr. Demento's Novelties Cd as above.  Better yet, go to Kip's site and check out his comedy collection! How conveeeenient.

The Return of Grandma Ozone!

Here's a flashback of "Grandma Ozone" singing the 12 Days of Xmas - This will no doubt keep you in the 'spirit' of the holidays all year long.

Commercial Tape is Up

Agencies, need a voice for your client's commercial? I've loaded up, for your Real Audio listening pleasure, a commercial demo of some voice work. I'll load up a more complete one later.

Ozone Sings for 'Real'? Shower NOT Included!

Yes, for the first time, you can hear a REAL song I actually sung and played on the radio. It's an old song from Pseudo Echo called "Lonely Without You"....It'll take a moment to download to your Real Audio Player. Sign this guy up for a record deal or "Smash or Trash" it! Uh....yah.

The 'Snake Story' as told on 2/12/2001 

BELIEVE IT OR ELSE…… A couple in Sweetwater, Texas had a lot of potted plants, and during a recent cold spell, the wife was bringing in a lot of them indoors to protect them from a possible freeze. It turned out that a little green garden grass snake was hidden in one of the plants and when it had warmed up, it slithered out and the wife saw it go under the sofa. She let out a very loud scream. The husband who was taking a shower ran out into the living room naked to see what the problem was. She told him there was a snake under the sofa. He got down on the floor on his hands and knees to look for it. About that time the family dog came and cold-nosed him in the butt. He thought the snake had bitten him, so he fainted. His wife thought he had a heart attack, so she called an ambulance. The attendants rushed in and loaded him on the stretcher and started carrying him out. About that time the snake came out from under the sofa and the Emergency Medical Technician saw it and dropped his end of the stretcher. That's when the man broke his leg and why he is in the hospital. The wife still had the problem of the snake in the house, so she called on a neighbor man. He volunteered to capture the snake. He armed himself with a rolled-up newspaper and began poking under the couch. Soon he decided it was gone and told the woman, who sat down on the sofa in relief. But in relaxing, her hand dangled in between the cushions, where she felt the snake wriggling around. She screamed and fainted, the snake rushed back under the sofa, and the neighbor man seeing her laying there passed out tried to use CPR to revive her. The neighbor's wife, who had just returned from shopping at the grocery store, saw her husband's mouth on the woman's mouth and slammed her husband in the back of the head with a bag of canned goods, knocking him out and cutting his scalp to a point where it needed stitches. An ambulance was again called and it was determined that the injury required hospitalization. The noise woke the woman from her dead faint and she saw her neighbor lying on the floor with his wife bending over him, so she assumed he had been bitten by the snake. She went to the kitchen, brought back a small bottle of whiskey, and began pouring it down the man's throat. By now the police had arrived. They saw the unconscious man, smelled the whiskey, and assumed that a drunken fight had occurred. They were about to arrest them all, when the two women tried to explain how it all happened over a little green snake. They called an ambulance, which took away the neighbor and his sobbing wife. Just then the little snake crawled out from under the couch, One of the policemen drew his gun and fired at it. He missed the snake and hit the leg of the end table that was on one side of the sofa. The table fell over and the lamp on it shattered and as the bulb broke, it started a fire in the drapes. The other policeman tried to beat out the flames and fell through the window into the yard on top of the family dog, who, startled, jumped up and raced out into the street, where an oncoming car swerved to avoid it and smashed into the parked police car and set it on fire. Meanwhile the burning drapes had spread to the walls and the entire house was blazing. Neighbors had called the fire department and the arriving fire-truck had started raising his ladder as they were halfway down the street. The rising ladder tore out the overhead wires and put out the electricity and disconnected the telephones in a ten-square city block area.

And how was your weekend?
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So....What else works on this site?

Glad you asked, web breath! Right now, you can hear some of my favorite PARODY SONGS in Real Audio. If you're looking for some morning show jingles click ORAL CREATIONS to hear a few cuts. In the  HIGHLIGHTS sections, you can hear some memorable clips from the show in Guam. PhotOZONE is full of memorable pictures from Ozone events. Check 'em out!

More to come.....